"sometimes it tastes, but sometimes it dissolves before you can GET the taste!"
-wt on cotton candy
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"they're kinda like a glob of edible goo."
-ar on oysters
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"i tried to eat tuna, but it didn't have any soggy in it, so then i tried to add water, but that didn't work out so well..."
-wt
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"i like all of them except the just-born green ones.
they're a little bit too spicy for me."
-wt on blueberries
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ar: "hey momma, can i have some m&m's?"
db: "absolutely not. you haven't even had breakfast yet."
ar: "that's the whole POINT. they'd BE breakfast!"
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"i'm back in the business of scaring girls!"
-wt on boiled squid
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"i'm back in the business of scaring girls!"
-wt on boiled squid
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"i'll take b-b-q sauce - in lavish abundance please!"
-ar on pulled pork
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wt: "what IS American cheese? is it really CHEESE even?"
ar: "well, it's kinda tasteless and it's what the Pilgrims ate because it didn't cost very much because
it didn't have any flavor."
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