wt: "hey momma, i really don't like it when you wear LIPstick. it looks too girly-ish, but when you take it off, it doesn't. when you leave it on, no offense, momma, but it makes you look like you have cooties."
ar: "what are cooties?"
wt: "i don't really know what it means but i know girls have a lot of it but not many boys. that's why i dee-spise lipstick. sometimes people put too much on and they look really
dees-GUSTing. a lot of skinny people do it."
*****
"God has not given us a spirit of
humidity,
but of power and love and self-discipline."
-wt reciting 2 Timothy 1:7
*****
"mommy,
when you grow up
how many dogs are you gonna have?"
-wt
-wt
:)
*****
"gorillas are almost like humans arent' they? - because they pick their noses."
-ar
*****
ar: "...comparing them in certain ways, white sugar is kinda like the devil, and natural sugar is well, heavenly! "
-ar
-ar
*****
"i mean Hank the Cowdog just doesn't know any better! dogs are supposed to dig under fences and i mean it's just
not doggly for a dog NOT to get DIRTY!!!"
-another stunning literary
review by ar
*****
"i mean Hank the Cowdog just doesn't know any better! dogs are supposed to dig under fences and i mean it's just
not doggly for a dog NOT to get DIRTY!!!"
-another stunning literary
review by ar
*****
