11.25.2011

"AN ELASTIC OCTOPUS?"




wt:  "if you didn't have your stomach, you wouldn't have your appetite but that's the SECOND importantest part of your body.  the importantest part is your HEAD because you have to SEE!"

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wt:  "i wish the big kid classes were like kindergarden, because in kindergarden you got to have snaaaaaaaacks, and driiiiiiiiiiinks..."

ar:  (in brisk-voice, no-nonsense)  "well, when you're in second grade you're just gonna have to get used to it.  you can't be going to the water fountain every 5 minutes because you'll miss FIFTY-PERCENT of the class!"

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wt:  "hey andrew, wouldn't it be cool if i was an octopus and i was part elastic and you and me were in a swimming race and i was ahead and you were behind and i elastic-ed you up and we were both in first place??"

ar:  "yeah, that'd be COOL!"

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