"mommy, i'm going to get a dog so she can lay eggs and i can have puppies." -wt
*****
andy to both boys at bedtime: "i'm so glad you are my boys and i'm your daddy."
wt's reply: "thank you daddy, but i really want to be a ring-tailed lemur instead."
*****
"for some reason when i'm with you and daddy, my mouth just doesn't feel right unless the corners are turned up in a smile!" -ar to db and andy during a cookie-stop downtown.
*****
"momma, it's just not working quite right. when my SKIN gets in the sun, my SKIN gets DARK, but when i let my HAIR get in the sun, it just gets LIGHTER and LIGHTER!!!" - wt completely disgusted to find that his plan for "growing" his blonde hair into black hair had backfired on him. his plan now involves wearing a hat or (his fave) a "do-rag" at all times.
*****
"no offense, daddy, but i think tim might be stronger than you are. he can hold us up on his shoulders like THIS!!!!" - ar to andy after a day at Portofino with Tim the Terrific.
*****
